Things that mildly irritate you

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

And the way they say ' Moscow' what the feck is that about

True

[Taunton Blue Genie]

And the way they say ' Moscow' what the feck is that about

The correct way of pronouncing the name of that city perhaps.

[joecity]

The correct way of pronouncing the name of that city perhaps.

Clearly not though so perhaps not.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

The correct way of pronouncing the name of that city perhaps.

I have to be honest in that I didn't listen to the recording but the Americans tend to pronounce the name of the city in the same way that the Germans do. Perhaps the question is whether the English pronunciation is the odd one out i.e. Moss - co.

[dembethewarrior]

Currently watching homeland.

Pisses me off no end hearing "Mascaaaw"

[Dr Lecter]

A relatively new one that winds me up are the number of people on tv who when interviewed start every bloody sentence with the word "So"

My brother basically starts every sentence with basically.

It's got to the point where his kids say basically every time he does it. At which point he stops doing it for about 3 seconds then reverts to type.

Basically he's fecking annoying.

[Vimto]

" .. So .. basically .."

[Taunton Blue Genie]

The use of the word 'literally' when used in a non-literal sense.

[Vimto]

The use of the word 'literally' when used in a non-literal sense.

So .. basically, that literally makes me explode.

[Barry Shitpeas]

The way that people put the beginning of the sentence at the end, trying to sound like the sarcastic bloke out of Friends, e.g "You were going to tell me you were shagging my sister, when?"

[Dr Lecter]

That Kardashian woman.

Physically she's just my type - long dark hair, dark skin, curvy figure, large breasts etc.

So how come I'd rather kill her than shag her?

[Ainsley Harriott]

That Kardashian woman.

Physically she's just my type - long dark hair, dark skin, curvy figure, large breasts etc.

So how come I'd rather kill her than shag her?

Bruce?

[Dr Lecter]

Bruce?

Nah that’s just a bloke in a dress.

[dembethewarrior]

You should of known about that.

Certainly

[dembethewarrior]

Trolls with multiple accounts.

Oh. An accusation?

I'm all ears.

[dembethewarrior]

Food Chomping, eating on public transport, uncontrolled kids on planes

Eating on a train so bad? I'll pick up my kid after a long shift in work. Often grab a shite meal deal as I skip trains...

[J R Hartley]

That Kardashian woman.

Physically she's just my type - long dark hair, dark skin, curvy figure, large breasts etc.

So how come I'd rather kill her than shag her?

Which one?

[Dr Lecter]

Which one?

The one that’s married to the homo rapper.

[adz-a32]

The one that’s married to the homo rapper.

Another thing: People who hate on Kanye Omari West and use casual homophobia

[dembethewarrior]

Waking up approximately 40mins before your alarm goes off busting for a slash and lying there wondering whether to try to drop off back to sleep to grab that valuable extra sleep or get up knowing theres no point getting back into bed. You cant ignore a full bladder, it wins every time

I'll get back into bed and skip another 2 10 min snoozes...

[Vimto]

I'll get back into bed and skip another 2 10 min snoozes...

Spot on

[dembethewarrior]

Oh. An accusation?

I'm all ears.

Laughing after a few pints in the pub.

Paranoia on these message boards is rife.

[joecity]

Russians say 'Moskva' and that's marvelous. 'Moscow' is the next best way to say it. Maybe even the best for me because I'm not Russian and it doesn't sound like I'm taking the piss when I say it. 'Mascaaaw' is clearly not an acceptable substitute. I refute any suggestion otherwise and consider it to be mildly irritating.

[joecity]

when you go for a piss and produce what seems to be 2 streams. 1 more considerably more powerful and accurate than the 1 that just drips onto the floor.

[Dr Lecter]

when you go for a piss and produce what seems to be 2 streams. 1 more considerably more powerful and accurate than the 1 that just drips onto the floor.

Some days (usually after sex) I can only wish for just two streams - it’s like I’ve got a sprinkler attachment fitted.

Yet another thing that just happens as you get older.