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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter
Some days (usually after sex) I can only wish for just two streams - it’s like I’ve got a sprinkler attachment fitted.
Yet another thing that just happens as you get older.
And the fecker that comes out at a right angle. My missus tells me to sit down to piss save making a mess. I tell her I will when she stands up.
People on trains making work phonecalls, and making sure they are talking / bragging loud enough for everyone to hear how important they think they are.
Id imagine Jurssett is guilty of this. Croesy too.
Gonna end up on your face if you sit down.
And the fecker that comes out at a right angle. My missus tells me to sit down to piss save making a mess. I tell her I will when she stands up.
What shape knob do you have?
Surely it’ll only go upwards if you’ve got an erection?
You comparing me with the Don?
Sometimes I like to sit down when I pee.
And the fecker that comes out at a right angle. My missus tells me to sit down to piss save making a mess. I tell her I will when she stands up.
Helps me get in touch with my feminine side.
Then again I like to strip off completely when I take a dump - I find it helps me to relax.
You are obviously aware as to how the two ways of pronouncing it came about (via Polish and possibly a Finnic language before that) and the transliteration of those spellings into other European languages, some of which agree with the American pronunciation.
No.
For me it's not about weather it's correct, but the sound is rather annoying.
You know he is going to correct your spelling any minute now don't you mate, or some other latent English master will beat him to it.
I can't stand latency.
Seeing as the recycling bags are taken away weekly, everything goes in there.
I was banking on it.. never mind.
Another one that I find a bit more than mildly irritating is people who shorten words.
Girl on my Instagram writes "litro" instead of literally. She also over uses the word literally putting it in literally every sentence she writes.
There's way more. "That's beaut" instead of the extra few letters to write beautiful..
I could be here for hours on this one though so I'll just quit now before I piss myself off...
Block her.
Since when has a swimming competition turned into a 'meet'? and I can't stand the use of 'to medal' or 'to podium'.
Formula 1 is another culprit aswell. F1 I can just about stomach, but P1 P2 and Q1 Q2 etc - there's just no need for it.
People who go down the football dressed like hooligans, but have to ask their missus permission to go to the toilet at home.
I'm currently doing a shit in Asda as I'm typing this. Can anyone beat that?
p.s. I'm in the toilet not the vegetable aisle or anything
Just hope the fecker don't snap in half on you leaving a big clean up job. Irritating that is.
People who say 'hate on'
We're British not. Keep them americanisms out of it.
People who are pedantic over Americanisms... chill out
Another thing that irritates me :-
Two people hijacking a thread to have a flaming war.
People who say flaming. This isn't Coronation Street you know.
Neighbours who blow the f ucking leaves out of their front gardens into the road. !
Pick the frigging things up you brain dead to$$ers.
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