Things that mildly irritate you

[dembethewarrior]

Like Burke and Hare?

Just googled that. Jesus.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Just googled that. Jesus.

Jesus rose from the grave. He wasn't dug up....

[adz-a32]

People

Anything that moves

[Vimto]

People

Some more irritating than others. Typically the ones who are least worthy of attention. ;)

[Nick]

Some more irritating than others. Typically the ones who are least worthy of attention. ;)

Totally agree. I’m sure you would not keep responding to anyone not worthy of attention.

Would you??

[joecity]

Settling down for a crafty w^nk only to feel like your dead relatives and or friends are watching you. A w^nk seance I believe is its proper title. Applies to novices in particular.

[Dr Lecter]

Settling down for a crafty w^nk only to feel like your dead relatives and or friends are watching you. A w^nk seance I believe is its proper title. Applies to novices in particular.

I quite enjoy an audience.

Helps me raise my game.

[Dr Lecter]

Another thing: People who hate on Kanye Omari West and use casual homophobia

1. I don't hate him - at least he's got an opinion unlike Ed Sheeran.

2. It's not homophobia. I merely used the shortened version of homosexual.

3. I only posted it to wind you up.

[Vimto]

Settling down for a crafty w^nk only to feel like your dead relatives and or friends are watching you. A w^nk seance I believe is its proper title. Applies to novices in particular.

Do you mean novice w*nkers?

[joecity]

Do you mean novice w*nkers?

Many a W^nk ruined in my formative years by this phenomenon. Turning pictures around of my nan etc if I wanted to make use of the VHS in the front room didn't work either.

[Vimto]

Ah OK, I see.

[adz-a32]

Wind up merchants who pretend to hate on talented people to annoy students online

[joecity]

Ah OK, I see.

Not you n all. Fekn bad enough with my nan

[Dr Lecter]

Wind up merchants who pretend to hate on talented people to annoy students online

Hip young students who diss on middle aged white blokes for not appreciating ‘urban’ music.

[Vimto]

Not you n all. Fekn bad enough with my nan

I would have been keen to spare you your blushes I assure ;)
It must be a grotesquely comical thing to witness - somebody having a vigorous 'private' moment

[Arfur Europe]

Just googled that. Jesus.

Me too

[adz-a32]

People who use Dr as their MB username when they don't have an MBBS or PhD

[Dr Lecter]

People who use Dr as their MB username when they don't have an MBBS or PhD

I got an honorary one from the university of life for services to ladies.

It didn’t cost me a penny either.

[adz-a32]

I got an honorary one from the university of life for services to ladies.

It didn’t cost me a penny either.

Fairs Well done

[joecity]

People who leave the comment 'biblical' under Noel Gallagher or Liam Gallagher recent songs on YouTube.

[dembethewarrior]

People who leave the comment 'biblical' under Noel Gallagher or Liam Gallagher recent songs on YouTube.

His album worth a listen? Paying for Apple music might as well start using it..

[joecity]

His album worth a listen? Paying for Apple music might as well start using it..

I quite like Liams new stuff tbh.

[dembethewarrior]

I quite like Liams new stuff tbh.

I'll give it a go today, can't make football due to work and I'm on my own so I'll take full advantage today feet up heaters on music going...and a breakfast roll.

[joecity]

I'll give it a go today, can't make football due to work and I'm on my own so I'll take full advantage today feet up heaters on music going...and a breakfast roll.

Worth a listen. Couple o good uns. Depends on your mood I suppose. Have a good day mate.

[dembethewarrior]

Worth a listen. Couple o good uns. Depends on your mood I suppose. Have a good day mate.

Cheers mate