Shaving

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

God I hate shaving , I look like I have had a good leathering after a shave

I have got a face like a welder's bench

Wish I was a woman

Mind you I have been out with some hairy women

[Feedback]

God I hate shaving , I look like I have had a good leathering after a shave

I have got a face like a welder's bench

Wish I was a woman

Mind you I have been out with some hairy women

the crux of the post. Sludge is pre op

[Eric the Half a Bee]

God I hate shaving , I look like I have had a good leathering after a shave

I have got a face like a welder's bench

Wish I was a woman

Mind you I have been out with some hairy women

Zinc is supposed to be good for the skin. Women should be grateful for finishing on their face.

[Feedback]

Zinc is supposed to be good for the skin. Women should be grateful for finishing on their face.

zinc has anti wrinkle properties. its right that a woman should have a face like a plasterers radio at least once a week. you will be doing them a favour

[Mrs Steve R]

God I hate shaving , I look like I have had a good leathering after a shave

I have got a face like a welder's bench

Wish I was a woman

Mind you I have been out with some hairy women

You would soon moan about having periods, at least you don't have to shave if you don't want to.

Bloody hell, imagine you lot with PMT

Zinc is supposed to be good for the skin. Women should be grateful for finishing on their face.

I'm guessing a man came up with that one.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I'm guessing a man came up with that one.

The benefits of zinc on skin are scientifically proven, but it's likely a man discovered that.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Where do I get this ****ing zinc from ?

I have tried after shave Balm , vaseline , E45 , the bloody lot

It's not looking good

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

the crux of the post. Sludge is pre op

Don't tread over the line sunshine

[ian gibson]

Does anybody else change the lyrics of Shakin Stevens' 'Lipstick, powder and paint' to 'Big shit, shower and shave' when they're getting ready in the mornings?

[Mrs Steve R]

The benefits of zinc on skin are scientifically proven, but it's likely a man discovered that.

I will stick with my coconut oil.

Where do I get this ****ing zinc from ?

I have tried after shave Balm , vaseline , E45 , the bloody lot

It's not looking good

I'm sure someone on here will help you out.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I will stick with my coconut oil.


I'm sure someone on here will help you out.

Coconut oil ! That's an idea

I have a greasy enough face as it is mind

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Where do I get this ****ing zinc from ?

I have tried after shave Balm , vaseline , E45 , the bloody lot

It's not looking good

Look for moisturisers with zinc in the ingredients. It is also concentrated in semen, so you can tug away for a smooth face.

[ian gibson]

Witch-hazel on the skin straight after shaving is the best way. Cheap as chips, home bargains sell bottles of it for about £1.50

[LordKenwyne]

grow a beard then buy beard oil

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Look for moisturisers with zinc in the ingredients. It is also concentrated in semen, so you can tug away for a smooth face.

That sounds like the best option

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Witch-hazel on the skin straight after shaving is the best way. Cheap as chips, home bargains sell bottles of it for about £1.50

That's going to sting like ****

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

grow a beard then buy beard oil

I don't want a beard , it attracts fat motorcycle type women

[ian gibson]

That's going to sting like ****

No it does the opposite, it soothes.

[Mrs Steve R]

Coconut oil ! That's an idea

I have a greasy enough face as it is mind

It does not make your skin greasy at all, I use it every night.
https://manlinesskit.com/shaving-with-coconut-oil/

[lardy]

You must use the tiniest of amounts, Mrs R, as it normally does make your face extremely greasy.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

No it does the opposite, it soothes.

I will give it a go

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

It does not make your skin greasy at all, I use it every night.
https://manlinesskit.com/shaving-with-coconut-oil/

You shave every night ?

Jesus Christ

[LordKenwyne]

I don't want a beard , it attracts fat motorcycle type women

the oil makes it so youve got a mink coat on your chin

The prices are ridiculous though. Over twenty quid for a 30ml bottle some are. Hipsters are making a killing!.

[The Bloop]

It's not about just using a post shave moisturiser - it's all in the preparation. Soften your stubble and don't use a blunt blade.
Better still just use a trimmer.

[TH63]

You shave every night ?

Jesus Christ

Steve R likes his ladies how he likes his football.

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