I got a rash

[uncle bob]

Every time I see Sacha Baron Cohen on tv I come out in a rash.

I must have an Ali G.

[BlueWales]

Where are you off to ?

[uncle bob]

"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

[uncle bob]

Where are you off to ?

4 - Ian Rash

[BlueWales]

Two ducks flying over Belfast.

" Quack quack " says one of them.

His mate replies " Look . I'm flying as quack as I can ! "

[ian gibson]

What do you get when you cross queen Elizabeth and prince Charles?

Killed in a tunnel.

[ian gibson]

Who will take the second shot of this snooker game?

Find out after the break

[ian gibson]

Congratulations to West Ham. Not for winning the other night, but for being named after two things muslims hate.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Every time I see Sacha Baron Cohen on tv I come out in a rash.

I must have an Ali G.

That's a bit of a rash statement.