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Thread: If you were blind?

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    If you were blind?

    Would it matter if you were single.
    Imagine dating a woman going on just her voice and personality.
    She could look like a tub of blamonge as long as she didn't stink.

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Blind people can tell features, you must have seen the Lionel Richie video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle bob View Post
    Would it matter if you were single.
    Imagine dating a woman going on just her voice and personality.
    She could look like a tub of blamonge as long as she didn't stink.
    No-one who marries knows what their spouse will look like further on down the line.

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    I can see where your coming from, but some women sound really sexy...she can hold it to put it in...jobs a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    No-one who marries knows what their spouse will look like further on down the line.
    Look at their mothers, then "RUN"

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    Re: If you were blind?

    I picked up some bloke in my taxi in the week who was registered as blind but he recognised me from many years ago from our days at the old Hip'po club in Cardiff.
    He said he has 10% sight in only one eye and as we got talking about how we knew each other, he was a friend of a friend, he mentioned he was living alone.
    I wasn't trying to be funny but I asked him what would it matter if he met a woman when he is fully blind, who wasn't a good looker, would it bother him? He wasn't a bad looking guy himself, so I was curious if he would go out with a bird who looked like a moose but as long as she was good to him would it really matter.
    He said, he hopes he meets somebody quickly before his eyesight went completely so he could see how she looks. Lol

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by uncle bob View Post
    Would it matter if you were single.
    Imagine dating a woman going on just her voice and personality.
    She could look like a tub of blamonge as long as she didn't stink.
    They say love is blind so maybe it's better to fall in love with the person first anyway?

    Quote Originally Posted by dembethewarrior View Post
    I can see where your coming from, but some women sound really sexy...she can hold it to put it in...jobs a good one.
    No need to rub it in.

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    Re: If you were blind?

    A woman's looks has never bothered me

    Apart from the odd rotter

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    Surprised you've not used it as a tactic, Sludge.

    Sunglasses, stick, go the clubs. Wander around, arms extended palms out conveniently bumping into young ladies.

    "Sorry for copping a feel, love, I'm blind I am. Hung like a blind donkey mind..."

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by ccfc_is_my_life View Post
    Surprised you've not used it as a tactic, Sludge.

    Sunglasses, stick, go the clubs. Wander around, arms extended palms out conveniently bumping into young ladies.

    "Sorry for copping a feel, love, I'm blind I am. Hung like a blind donkey mind..."
    Great idea, another weapon in my arsenal

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Great idea, another weapon in my arse
    Whatever floats your boat.

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Stevie Wonder was once asked what it was like going through life as a blind man.

    He replied "at least I ain't black!"


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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Stevie Wonder was once asked what it was like going through life as a blind man.

    He replied "at least I ain't black!"

    He isn't blind either

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    He isn't blind either
    I've been waiting for that

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    I've been waiting for that
    Google it!

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Google it!
    Why? I know what you're on about

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Why? I know what you're on about
    People will believe absolutely anything if you repeat it enough times

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    People will believe absolutely anything if you repeat it enough times
    You mean it's not true? or do you mean the first lie?

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    You mean it's not true? or do you mean the first lie?
    What do you want it to be?

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    Re: If you were blind?

    What goes ring ring, ring ring..arrrggghhhh?

    Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    What do you want it to be?
    Makes no difference to me either way, tbh I replied before it even sank in what you meant hence the two questions.

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bob Banker Spanker View Post
    What goes ring ring, ring ring..arrrggghhhh?

    Stevie Wonder answering the iron


    An oldie but a goodie.

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Or https://youtu.be/skOnQAYZRGo

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    Re: If you were blind?

    Quote Originally Posted by RichardM View Post
    My dad prefers that version.

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