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Thread: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

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    Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.


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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nelsonca61 View Post
    Too embarrassed to get his own butt plugs then.

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    If his knob worked properly his partner wouldn't need any vibrators

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    I think thats a reasonable task to set a secretary, falls under administrative tasks surely?

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    If his knob worked properly his partner wouldn't need any vibrators
    That's not strictly true.

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    That's not strictly true.
    Women need to learn how to get it over with more quickly

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by ninianclark View Post
    Have you used one or had one used on you ?
    I assume you are talking to Wales-Bales?

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by ninianclark View Post
    Have you used one or had one used on you ?
    This deserves a thread of its own.

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by lardy View Post
    This deserves a thread of its own.

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    tbf Wales-Bales would probably conclude that a Rubber Cock ring was some child trafficking group involving the Clintons and George Soros run from the basement of a chinese takeaway!

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
    tbf Wales-Bales would probably conclude that a Rubber Cock ring was some child trafficking group involving the Clintons and George Soros run from the basement of a chinese takeaway!
    Classic diversion tactics! Come judgement day, we will all know on which side of history we stood on.

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Classic diversion tactics! Come judgement day, we will all know on which side of history we stood on.
    There you go rabbiting on as usual

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
    There you go rabbiting on as usual
    It's only rabbiting on if the information I share is false

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
    There you go rabbiting on as usual
    I knew that was coming..

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Back to the critical, and telling question raised in this excellent thread , has anyone used an object or toy to enhance ones or another's ejaculation and final climax

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Back to the critical, and telling question raised in this excellent thread , has anyone used an object or toy to enhance ones or another's ejaculation and final climax
    Does Buckaroo count?

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Back to the critical, and telling question raised in this excellent thread , has anyone used an object or toy to enhance ones or another's ejaculation and final climax
    Why not treat yourself?

    https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Why not treat yourself?

    https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/
    Can I borrow your login details for a second?

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Can I borrow your login details for a second?
    Need some more pleasure gel?

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Need some more pleasure gel?
    Just wanna see what you've been buying

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    Re: Tory MP wouldn't buy sextoys, and asked his secretary to them for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Just wanna see what you've been buying
    :innocent smiley:

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