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Thread: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

  1. 29-10-17, 16:17 #1
    SLUDGE FACTORY
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    I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    That's why I am a hit with the ladies
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  2. 29-10-17, 16:38 #2
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    When you say hit, when was the last time you had a bit of action?
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    That's why I am shit with the ladies
    FYP (Fixed Your Post)
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by valleys caveman View Post
    When you say hit, when was the last time you had a bit of action?
    Define the word 'action'....
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Define the word 'action'....
    As in Civil Action for harassment?
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

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    As in Civil Action for harassment?
    He's had plenty of action.....
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    He's had plenty of action.....
    Mothercare
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    He might linger inside Matalan, Peacocks and Primark but he's far too mean to make any purchases at them.

    In his own words: "Why spend two quid on a matching vest and Y-fronts at Matalan when I can get a lightly stained pair for 25p at any charity shop?"
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    You looked dressed to kill in your Sabbath top yesterday mate
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    He might linger inside Matalan, Peacocks and Primark but he's far too mean to make any purchases at them.

    In his own words: "Why spend two quid on a matching vest and Y-fronts at Matalan when I can get a lightly stained pair for 25p at any charity shop?"
    Last time I was in Cowbridge I took some old clothes in to a charity shop there. As soon as I got in there Sludge was there waiting and as soon as I got to the counter he was there to empty my sack straight away. He grabbed a couple of pair of old kegs of mine, slammed a pound on the counter and off he went, happy as Larry with his precious new acquisitions.
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

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    As soon as I got in there Sludge was there waiting and as soon as I got to the counter he was there to empty my sack straight away.
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    His tightfistedness, along with persistent armpit BO, is why he can't pull any woman under 30 stone. I mean, no young maiden's going to allow him to whip her drawers off following a nosh-up at McDonalds. But however many times he's told the same thing he refuses to cough for a Wetherspoon fish supper.
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

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    You looked dressed to kill in your Sabbath top yesterday mate
    The ladies love metal
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

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    The ladies love metal
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    He might linger inside Matalan, Peacocks and Primark but he's far too mean to make any purchases at them.



    In his own words: "Why spend two quid on a matching vest and Y-fronts at Matalan when I can get a lightly stained pair for 25p at any charity shop?"
    Pounstretcher do some quality y fronts
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    His tightfistedness, along wioth persistent armpit BO, is why he can't pull any woman under 30 stone. I mean, no young maiden's going to allow him to whip her drawers off following a nosh-up at McDonalds. But however many times he's told the same thing he refuses to cough for a Wetherspoon fish supper.
    I was with a lady at harvesters Talbot green today as it happens
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I was with a lady at harvesters Talbot green today as it happens
    Did she know mate?
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I was with a lady at harvesters Talbot green today as it happens
    They’re called waitresses mate.
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Isn't Harvesting young ladies illegal
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Last time I was in Cowbridge I took some old clothes in to a charity shop there. As soon as I got in there Sludge was there waiting and as soon as I got to the counter he was there to empty my sack straight away. He grabbed a couple of pair of old kegs of mine, slammed a pound on the counter and off he went, happy as Larry with his precious new acquisitions.
    Not even Sludge would be that desperate surely?
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    The women I've seen him knock about with were all real big lumps. I wouldn't fancy my chances with any of them in a tug of war for the last sausage roll in a Greggs shop.
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    The women I've seen him knock about with were all real big lumps. I wouldn't fancy my chances with any of them in a tug of war for the last sausage roll in a Greggs shop.
    Does that mean they are not nice? just wondering as I was in the 'big lump' category myself not so long ago.
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  23. 30-10-17, 00:35 #23
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Does that mean they are not nice? just wondering as I was in the 'big lump' category myself not so long ago.
    But then you decided to make an effort......











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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    But then you decided to make an effort......

    Thanks for that, bitch.
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    Re: I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

    As a female, I find these kinds of threads very derogatory.
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