In other news, sources are reporting that the sky is falling. This has been ignored thus far by main stream news. A spokesfowl for the group, Chicken Licken, that uncovered this mega-times than Watergate scandal said "This is just the beginning so I urge you to join the march to the King so that he can get the unfiltered message (or send a tweet). Unfortunately I cannot go as I have to keep watch for other things much worse than the sky falling from my perch on top of the farm fence".