Sad fact is with Jurset is that he’s unaware of how shocking the England team are.

Of all the previous word cup winners they’ve got the most mediocre record since winning. As a nation they’ve massively underachieved based on population and the last time they won a knockout game in the World Cup was by beating the mighty Ecuador in 2006.

Still, if hanging around websites of a club you despise is an indicator of joy you realise he’s a pathetic bastard of World Cup winner maginitude.