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Thread: Everything gives me the horn

  1. #1

    Everything gives me the horn

    Except my wife Valerie

    She doesn't give me the horn at all

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  3. #3

    Re: Everything gives me the horn

    Personal recommendation?

  4. #4

    Re: Everything gives me the horn

    What a smutty individual the original poster is. He has so much previous form for creating threads similar to this one. It's plain he fancies every woman who appears on the telly. From those hideous lumps who wobble on to Jeremy Kyle's stage to weather girls right through to Rita Fairclough on Coronation Street.

    It's more disturbing because whenever he communicates anywhere over the internet he's sat there at the computer wearing a pair of 12 hole Doc Martens and nowt else. Yes, the swine is bollock naked!

  5. #5

    Re: Everything gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    What a smutty individual the original poster is. He has so much previous form for creating threads similar to this one. It's plain he fancies every woman who appears on the telly. From those hideous lumps who wobble on to Jeremy Kyle's stage to weather girls right through to Rita Fairclough on Coronation Street.

    It's more disturbing because whenever he communicates anywhere over the internet he's sat there at the computer wearing a pair of 12 hole Doc Martens and nowt else. Yes, the swine is bollock naked!
    I am just as God made me

  6. #6

    Re: Everything gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Except my wife Valerie

    She doesn't give me the horn at all
    maybe its your male menopause sludge
    ask your doctor for some Viagra

  7. #7

    Re: Everything gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS View Post
    maybe its your male menopause sludge
    ask your doctor for some Viagra
    I have never had any problems getting a tent erected

    It's just it folds away very quickly

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