DPD Delivery

[The Bloop]

I've got DPD delivering to me tomorrow- I'll be out.
God knows what mystery awaits me when I get home from work.

[J R Hartley]

You are a slave to the labels, comrade!

All the gear no idea

[Zenith]

Had a delivery yesterday from them. Same driver as the last two years and I always on time

[J R Hartley]

Had a delivery yesterday from them. Same driver as the last two years and I always on time

We use them in work and in the main they are very reliable.

[Llanedeyrnblue]

That's actually quite tragic.

There’s nothing worse than wearing shoes when they’re asleep

[Barry Shitpeas]

We use them in work and in the main they are very reliable.

I’ve heard this before. I can only assume they treat their business punters better than Joe public. I’ve found them to be utterly hopeless and very difficult to deal with on several occasions.

[dembethewarrior]

All the gear no idea

Plenty of them about now with nice expensive coats and Adidas hamburgs.

[BlueWales]

DPD is porn site slang for double penetrated so why are people surprised when they
shag you over ?

[The Bloop]

I've got DPD delivering to me tomorrow- I'll be out.
God knows what mystery awaits me when I get home from work.

A perfectly executed delivery 10 minutes into the delivery slot I was given. No complaints today.