Waking up on a Saturday morning to......

[AlwaysAway2]

A cooked breakfast with fried bread.

And three points on the table.

Warnock and Tans barmy army.

[Lawnmower]

Mmmmmmmmm

Fried bread and 3 points

[Majorblue]

Nice.
Not quite a full cooked but a sausage & bacon sandwich with a brewed cuppa or two.
Not quite what a good Jewish boy should have but I'll take the risk

[Barry Shitpeas]

Feels great. Just reading that our 43 points is our highest ever after 20 games. Very impressive effort from Neil Warnock and the lads.

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

Crumpets drowned in butter and a cuppa for me.
Tastes better knowing we can relax today with 3 points in the bag.

[WJ99mobile]

Left over chinese

[Auntie Andy]

Unhealthy lot. Weetabix blueberries and strawberries for me.

[bobh]

Nice.
Not quite a full cooked but a sausage & bacon sandwich with a brewed cuppa or two.
Not quite what a good Jewish boy should have but I'll take the risk

RC priest and a Rabbi are on a train when the refreshment trolley comes along (OK, it's an old joke)
Priest offers to get something for them both, but there's only ham sandwiches left.
"Thanks, but I'll pass on that!" says the rabbi.

Later, the priest asks the rabbi :
"Tell me, just between you and me (and the Lord above) - have you ever had a ham sandwich?"
The rabbi replies:
"Well, just between you and me (and the Lord above), yes, I have had a ham sandwich."

A few minutes pass, the the rabbi asks the priest:
"Tell me, just between you and me (and the Lord above) - have you ever slept with a woman?"
The priest replies:
"Well, just between you and me (and the Lord above), yes, I have slept with a woman"


"Better than a ham sandwich, isn't it!?" says the rabbi.