Don't want to steal TDA's thunder, although this should produce some comedy gold, especially on away trips, and before football became way too serious a past time. I can think of a few-Some bloke with a Ghetto Blaster at Stockport away-1994 ?- walking the length of the terrace, with the Ghetto Blaster on his shoulder, ear to speaker-Why?

Two identical twins (city fans) beating shit out of eachover in a graveyard-Hereford away-The Police set the dogs on them (they liked doing that in Hereford) and they both started beating up the dog!

Pompey away 1983-when that mental bloke climbed up to there famous clock and bent the big hand-Scenes of Harold Lloyd-Shouldn't laugh.....