Rita Ora & Some Bloke

[dembethewarrior]

What did I miss?

Probably for the best in all fairness. The Hitler mods are absolutely right in this instance I think.

[Mrs Steve R]

The man is uncouth.

I'd treat Rita Ora right. Table for two at a Brewer's Fayre. Possibly a Harvester if I was looking for oral favours. We'd stop off on Caerphilly Mountain, she could enjoy the scenery whilst stretched out on the bonnet of my Nissan Micra. A bit of Barry Manilow on the tape cassette deck, my movements perfectly timed to coincide with every subtle beat of "I Write the Songs". It would be a freak occurrence if she climaxed before me - that has NEVER happened. At least one of us would leave the encounter satisfied.

Who? someone has the wardrobe scissors out, apparently I'm talking to myself.