HO HO HO. MAAAAARY XMAS

[dembethewarrior]

According to Sir Isaac Newton, two xmas puddings exert an attractive gravitational force towards each other which is proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. The force between a pair of 2lb puddings is thus a quarter of that between a pair of 4lb puddings, but diminishes as they are moved further apart on the table.

[Vimto]

New Years Day is my favourite.
New year begins. Hair of the dog first and a nice brunch, out for a walk, head for the pub on the way back - see absolutely everybody, pub quiz, live music, drink steadily all afternoon but not over the top, staying merry. Home or round to friends for some supper and night cap and more fun.

Potentially a great day (and usually is) that has no pressure to 'get it right' or run around entertaining, nor conform to expectations etc.

I wont be working on the 2nd ;)

[ian gibson]

Last Christmas my wife bought our four year old grandson a jigsaw to keep him occupied while we went to the pub. However, when we returned we found that he had managed to plug it in and cut several of his fingers off.

[dembethewarrior]

New Years Day is my favourite.
New year begins. Hair of the dog first and a nice brunch, out for a walk, head for the pub on the way back - see absolutely everybody, pub quiz, live music, drink steadily all afternoon but not over the top, staying merry. Home or round to friends for some supper and night cap and more fun.

Potentially a great day (and usually is) that has no pressure to 'get it right' or run around entertaining, nor conform to expectations etc.

I wont be working on the 2nd ;)

Not sure what day I finish yet will be 22nd most likely..might even take the week before off and really get into the Xmas spirit.
Won't be back on the second..boss can..I'll be half dead in bed.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

The more you stay indoors the less opportunities there are for festive frolics. A self-imposed fondle-free Yuletide is perhaps wise though as magistrates will take a dim view of further indiscretions.

I am not wearing any knickers as I type this

[dembethewarrior]

I am not wearing any knickers as I type this

Me neither, funnily enough.

Anyone else?

[J R Hartley]

Last Christmas my wife bought our four year old grandson a jigsaw to keep him occupied while we went to the pub. However, when we returned we found that he had managed to plug it in and cut several of his fingers off.

[J R Hartley]

Me neither, funnily enough.

Anyone else?

Just chucking my xmas onesie on

[Hilts]

Chepstow tomorrow - racing then pub after.

15th - Merthyr - kick off around 1 all day drink

22nd - repeat but in Aberdare

24th - kids - so in and relatives around for drinks.

Boxing Day - City - probably head to Casino pre-match.

[light up the darkness]

We will go the Ocean Palace in Le Duan for lunch on tne 25th December and look forward to going to the in-laws for the Tet holiday in February
Apart from that

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

Had my works do on Thursday.
My birthday on Monday so the Missus is treating me to Sunday dinner tomorrow and then a night in a hotel Monday, got a pass to watch the City on telly too.
Finish work on the 21st and off all the way until the 8th Jan.
No kids for me so probably spend my time in the Rompney.

[NYCBlue]

The more you stay indoors the less opportunities there are for festive frolics. A self-imposed fondle-free Yuletide is perhaps wise though as magistrates will take a dim view of further indiscretions.

I used to love pre-christmas in town. Banged a girl that worked in a shoe-shop in the toilets at the Philly once.

Good times.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Whats everyones plans this festive season?

Went out for a meal with work colleagues last night.

Out on the piss all day Cardiff on Saturday with work.

All dayer with the lads on the 16th December. Havent decided where to go yet. MIght just jump on a bus or train and go somewhere off the beaten track.

Cardiff for Miller & Carter and winter wonderland on the 23rd with the missus & kids.

Out for some food and up the local Xmas Eve.

Really looking forward to this year apart from going to the outlaws for Xmas Dinner for the 15th year in a row. ZZZZZZZZ..

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I used to love pre-christmas in town. Banged a girl that worked in a shoe-shop in the toilets at the Philly once.

Good times.

There's a shoe shop in the toilets?

[xsnaggle]

Catching a plane to Baku on the 22nd for 10 days of booze and debauchery.

Oh and to see the missus!!!

[NYCBlue]

The shoe shop was in an arcade (not Buzz & C0) Had a little chat with her in the morning as I was shopping and asked to meet me for "a drink" after work. She had a boyfriend too. Naughty girl.

[dembethewarrior]

Just chucking my xmas onesie on

Got the cans flowing nicely for the football watched all games today so far, not done that for a while. Temptation of Sunday club is hanging over me trying to resist it. No onesie in site.

[NYCBlue]

Got the cans flowing nicely for the football watched all games today so far, not done that for a while. Temptation of Sunday club is hanging over me trying to resist it. No onesie in site.

Been watching football since I woke up. After it's over, American football is on for about 9 hours. Going to make myself a cocktail soon. Loves it!