I haven't watched TV darts since it became a circus with audiences who behave like immature cretins. But earlier in the week I was in a boozer where it was on all four screens. I took a dislike to one player before he threw a dart; just his swagger was enough. He was a squat short arse who really fancied himself. His every mannerism screamed horrible prick. So I was disappointed to see his name and national flag appear on screen: Gerwyn Price, Wales.

He won but'll be hammered when he meets someone half decent.