DO NOT DRINK OVER XMAS

[BlueArmy 86]

A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people.

Last nightlbI was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the shots. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over riders and drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from...

[Vimto]

awful!

[Henry Hill]

Terrible

[bobh]

Well I chuckled.

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

[Jimmy the Jock]

I chuckled also .

[Penarth Blues]

[Forest Green Bluebird]

Priceless!

[StraightOuttaCanton]

Very good. Cut and pasted and claimed as my own

[BlueArmy 86]

Very good. Cut and pasted and claimed as my own

My mate texted it to me.

Is that ok, or are you gonna tell the person who made the joke? Should I get my lawyers ready?

Edit: I think I misunderstood your post. Sorry mate

[StraightOuttaCanton]

My mate texted it to me.

Is that ok, or are you gonna tell the person who made the joke? Should I get my lawyers ready?

Edit: I think I misunderstood your post. Sorry mate

No problem. I’ll do anything to try and look funnier than I am

[Auntie Andy]

A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people.

Last nightlbI was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the shots. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over riders and drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from...

In very poor taste, in my opinion

[life on mars]

What's the world coming too , why can't people be allied to be stupid enough to spend copless amount of dosh on booze , not pay for a taxi , beg a lift ,or use public transport , they shpujd be allowed to
jump in a car injure or put someone life at risk , lose ones licence or even job , just just dont get it, the world is so selfish .

[B. Oddie]

I haven't seen this every year for as long as I remember, have I?

[BLUETIT]

A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people.

Last nightlbI was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the shots. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over riders and drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from...

Bit wimpish, you should have taken a bus.