Drunk Tanks

[joecity]

For 'selfish' drinkers and egg chasers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42506706

[Vimto]

'Twas Christmas Eve babe ..

[Badly Ironed Shirt]

For 'selfish' drinkers and egg chasers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42506706

In other news, people urged to use Google before seeing a GP! The NHS is at breaking point, whilst a great amount of NHS time is spent on methods drinkers, pot sellers and illusion dwellers - the problems are that the service is underfunded.

[joecity]

In other news, people urged to use Google before seeing a GP! The NHS is at breaking point, whilst a great amount of NHS time is spent on methods drinkers, pot sellers and illusion dwellers - the problems are that the service is underfunded.

If you march into the GP and tell him/her

Donnt worry doc I have self diagnosed online and I need these tablets

They tell you to feck off.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

If you march into the GP and tell him/her

Donnt worry doc I have self diagnosed online and I need these tablets

They tell you to feck off.

Of course. Do you think self diagnosis is as accurate as a GP's diagnosis?

[Badly Ironed Shirt]

Of course. Do you think self diagnosis is as accurate as a GP's diagnosis?

Thing is, that's where we are heading. I called the doctor yesterday and was told my next available appointment was January 16th. Nearly 3 weeks away.

[jamieccfc]

If you march into the GP and tell him/her

Donnt worry doc I have self diagnosed online and I need these tablets

They tell you to feck off.

The way to do it is look for the symptoms needed for the tablets then convince the doc you have those symptoms

[joecity]

Thing is, that's where we are heading. I called the doctor yesterday and was told my next available appointment was January 16th. Nearly 3 weeks away.

You should have told em I've looked on the internet and I've got 2 weeks to live. Speeds it up see.

[joecity]

The way to do it is look for the symptoms needed for the tablets then convince the doc you have those symptoms

That's where I was going wrong 😀

[Fatty Foggon]

Thing is, that's where we are heading. I called the doctor yesterday and was told my next available appointment was January 16th. Nearly 3 weeks away.

I had the same. I asked the receptionist, what if I die in the meantime? She replied that if that was the case I should make sure I get someone to cancel the appointment.

[Dat Bluebird]

In other news, people urged to use Google before seeing a GP! The NHS is at breaking point, whilst a great amount of NHS time is spent on methods drinkers, pot sellers and illusion dwellers - the problems are that the service is underfunded.

Other search engines are available

[William Treseder]

I had the same. I asked the receptionist, what if I die in the meantime? She replied that if that was the case I should make sure I get someone to cancel the appointment.

😂

[J R Hartley]

Other search engines are available

Search positive news eh

[Dat Bluebird]

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[dembethewarrior]

I'd rather they not apologise until they sober up in the morning. A drunk tanks means nothing to me.