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Thread: The Mrs is leaving me

  1. #51

    Re: The Mrs is leaving me

    My missus gave me a bollocking whilst farting in a lift , she said it's wrong on so many levels

  2. #52

    Re: The Mrs is leaving me

    My Missus said she was leaving me due to my obsession with The Monkees.
    At first I thought she was joking.

    Then I saw her face

  3. #53

    Re: The Mrs is leaving me

    Quote Originally Posted by William Treseder View Post
    My girlfriend accused me of stalking her!!
    Well, she’s not actually my girlfriend.
    My girlfriend says I lack commitment.
    Well, I say 'girlfriend',,,

  4. #54

    Re: The Mrs is leaving me

    My mrs left me to go away with my best friend.
    I really miss him.

  5. #55

    Re: The Mrs is leaving me

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bob Banker Spanker View Post
    My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

    And then I saw her face...
    This is brilliant

  6. #56
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    Re: The Mrs is leaving me

    The Doris told me she was leaving me because I was too cocky.

    I told her to close the door on her way back in

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