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Thread: The Mrs is leaving me

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    The Mrs is leaving me

    My wife left me about a fortnight ago because of my obsession with Sinead O'Connor.
    It's been 7 hours and 15 days.

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    Don't worry. She'll be back - as Nothing Compares To You.

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    You’ll get over it mate. When my missus left me she took my favourite Nirvana album. Nevermind.

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    My wife keeps comparing me unfavourably to Will Young.
    Think she wants to leave right now.

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    My wife left me because she thinks I'm way too obsessed with Justin Bieber. Is it too late now to say sorry?

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    My wife and daughter left because of my obsession with Horse racing.
    And they’re off!!!

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    My Mrs asked me to stop singing Oasis songs otherwise she'd leave me. I said "Maybe"

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    My son asked me why his sister is called Teresa. I explained that my wife loves Easter and that Teresa is an anagram of Easter, so that's why we chose it. He thanked me for my explanation. I replied, "No problem, Alan".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    My son asked me why his sister is called Teresa. I explained that my wife loves Easter and that Teresa is an anagram of Easter, so that's why we chose it. He thanked me for my explanation. I replied, "No problem, Alan".

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    My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

    And then I saw her face...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    My son asked me why his sister is called Teresa. I explained that my wife loves Easter and that Teresa is an anagram of Easter, so that's why we chose it. He thanked me for my explanation. I replied, "No problem, Alan".
    Lana?




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    My wife's decided she's leaving me because I'm useless at maths. I was expecting it though - I'd already put 1 and 2 together.

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    My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms. Happy Days!!

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    My ex-wife left me and i even give her the bus fare to go. She did try to come back a few months later but i told her to get on her broom and don't bother! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Culver Blue View Post
    My wife left me, she took my Bob Marley LP and my satellite tv. Now I have" No Woman No Sky"

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    This did make me chuckle

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    Seems i'm the lucky one. My wife has stood by me for 30 years, so for Xmas I treated her to a chair.

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    My wife decided she'd had a gutsful and fecked off to the West Indies....

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    Every where I go, I always take my wife with me.
    It saves me from having to kiss her goodbye.

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    My husband left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
    I'm feeling cannelloni right now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    My wife decided she'd had a gutsful and fecked off to the West Indies....
    Jamaica?


    No, it was her decision



    Tough crowd!

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    My wife left me

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    Quote Originally Posted by ken smith View Post
    My Mrs asked me to stop singing Oasis songs otherwise she'd leave me. I said "Maybe"
    I don't think you should look back in anger at that, because to be fair she's electric

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    Re: The Mrs is leaving me

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    My son asked me why his sister is called Teresa. I explained that my wife loves Easter and that Teresa is an anagram of Easter, so that's why we chose it. He thanked me for my explanation. I replied, "No problem, Alan".
    I dont get it

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    Re: The Mrs is leaving me

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    My husband left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
    I'm feeling cannelloni right now..

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