The Mrs is leaving me

[light up the darkness]

I bring you breakfast in bed and all you can say is who are you and how did you het into my apartment

[joecity]

My Mrs keeps threatening to leave me. It's really upsetting me. Im not building my hopes up anymore.

[Rocco Siffredi]

My missus gave me a bollocking whilst farting in a lift , she said it's wrong on so many levels

[MacAdder]

My Missus said she was leaving me due to my obsession with The Monkees.
At first I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face

[bobh]

My mrs left me to go away with my best friend.
I really miss him.

[Feedback]

The Doris told me she was leaving me because I was too cocky.

I told her to close the door on her way back in