A couple of years ago I was in Sainsbury's in Kingston , Surrey in a long queue on
a Friday evening before Xmas.
The fella in front had a serious trolley full and he was rushing to get his stuff on the
conveyor belt.

Then in the midst of this frenzy his wig fell off and landed on the conveyor belt and
found its way into the hand of the till girl.

Cue total pandemonium as our now bald shopper screamed at the girl " Bitch give me that back ! "

Uproar ensued as she burst into tears and baldy threw his shopping on the floor and stormed
off screaming and swearing.

The true spirit of Xmas.