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Thread: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

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    My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Put your hand in my pocket

    And grab hold of my rocket



    It needs a bit of tinkering but it's early doors , going to run off about 100

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Actually, I think you're done. If it ain't broke......

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Put your hand in my pocket

    And grab hold of my rocket



    It needs a bit of tinkering but it's early doors , going to run off about 100
    Who said romance was dead.

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Put your hand in my pocket

    And grab hold of my rocket



    It needs a bit of tinkering but it's early doors , going to run off about 100
    I think you need to copyright Motley Crue

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Put your hand in my pocket

    And grab hold of my rocket



    It needs a bit of tinkering but it's early doors , going to run off about 100
    Change the last line to

    Unless you've tried it don't knock it.

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Isn’t the fourth line supposed to rhyme with the second?

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Put your hand in my pocket
    There’s something throbbing there for you

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Quote Originally Posted by binman View Post
    I think you need to copyright Motley Crue
    Edit Kiss

    Same rubbish though

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    He's wise to have toned down the message that he scrawled on last year's cards at Cowbridge Women's Institute 'cos several old biddies' families were straight on the blower to plod.

    Roses are red, violets are blue
    I want to wake up in a bed next to you
    You like my smile, you think I am canny
    But forget all that, just show me yer fanny

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’ve got a knife
    Dont scream

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    I'm on the hunt

    For a bit of FUN

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Are you at the football
    Cos you're single too?

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    I always remember watching City play away at Luton many years ago on Valentines night when Dave Jones was in charge - singing "We're only here cos we're single, here cos we're single"

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    No need to thank me for this tip it will guarantee to ""takeaway "" the heartbakes of the year, and allow you to steak her heart forever.
    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...-a8182996.html

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Roses are shite
    Violets are tacky
    Come on love
    It's time for bukkake

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Had to get a card for the mrs (she sulks if it ain't 'wordy' enough)
    Cards are getting pc now - saw one "to my partner"

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Had to get a card for the mrs (she sulks if it ain't 'wordy' enough)
    Cards are getting pc now - saw one "to my partner"
    Did you get him it?

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    Re: My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Had to get a card for the mrs (she sulks if it ain't 'wordy' enough)
    Cards are getting pc now - saw one "to my partner"
    Start worrying when you see "to my dog". (bet there's one out there already)

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