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Thread: Desert island women .........pick your ten

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    Desert island women .........pick your ten

    You are deserted on flat Holm

    Gentlemen , choose your ladies to keep you entertained

    You have ten ....

    Elle MacPherson

    Jenny Agutter

    Natalie wood

    Keeley hawes

    Linda kozlowski.......Paul Hogan's wife from crocodile Dundee

    Barbara Hershey

    Jill dando in her early crime watch years

    Susan sarandon

    Grace Kelly

    Renee zellwegger

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Wouldn’t need 10. Just Jennifer Anniston will do.

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    debbie harry

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by J R Hartley View Post
    Wouldn’t need 10. Just Jennifer Anniston will do.
    Prefer Lisa kudrow or Courtney Cox

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Angela Lansbury.

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by MOZZER2 View Post
    debbie harry
    Christ she was sexy in that union city blue video

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by B. Oddie View Post
    Angela Lansbury.
    Julie Andrews gave me the horn as a young boy

    As did the woman who played the lead role in thirty shitty bang bang.....Sally Howes

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    9 women who can build a house, hunt, cook, build a boat and clean

    and Traci Lords. The others can take their time with the boat until the football season starts.

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by binman View Post
    9 women who can build a house, hunt, cook, build a boat and clean

    and Traci Lords. The others can take their time with the boat until the football season starts.
    Is she the one with plastic boobs ?

    Is so she's disqualified

    That's the rules

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Christ she was sexy in that union city blue video
    https://youtu.be/WGU_4-5RaxU

    Even better in this one

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Is she the one with plastic boobs ?

    Is so she's disqualified

    That's the rules
    No plastic on Traci - and to clarify this is her post 18 movie stage of life I'm referring to....

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by binman View Post
    No plastic on Traci - and to clarify this is her post 18 movie stage of life I'm referring to....
    Ignorance of the law is no defence

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Susan George and Paula Wilcox would definitely get a deck chair each.

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Is she the one with plastic boobs ?

    Is so she's disqualified

    That's the rules
    How many of your 10 have plastic faces etc

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by dembethewarrior View Post
    How many of your 10 have plastic faces etc
    Watch it

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    Susan George and Paula Wilcox would definitely get a deck chair each.
    Susan George was stunning in straw dogs but rapidly aged into a prune faced hag

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by MOZZER2 View Post
    debbie harry

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Charlie Dymock ------- To grow my food

    Nigella------------------To cook my food (and doggy)

    Carol Smilie smilie-----To build my house (is she still into DIY) ?

    Kylie-------------------- for Mondays

    Debbie Harry-----------For Tuesdays

    Jennifer (friends)------for Thursdays (day of rest Wednesdays)

    My Mrs-----------------To make sure I keep my sanity and nice clean clothes + bedding

    jade Jones-------------To fight off any interlopers

    Ann Widicombe--------To keep me amused

    And then anyone who is good at carpentry, to build me a boat

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    Charlie Dymock ------- To grow my food

    Nigella------------------To cook my food (and doggy)

    Carol Smilie smilie-----To build my house (is she still into DIY) ?

    Kylie-------------------- for Mondays

    Debbie Harry-----------For Tuesdays

    Jennifer (friends)------for Thursdays (day of rest Wednesdays)

    My Mrs-----------------To make sure I keep my sanity and nice clean clothes + bedding

    jade Jones-------------To fight off any interlopers

    Ann Widicombe--------To keep me amused

    And then anyone who is good at carpentry, to build me a boat
    Very clever for you Tony

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Arre we talking about as they are, or as they were in their prime?

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Arre we talking about as they are, or as they were in their prime?
    In their prime

    Catherine Denueve for example looked stunning in her youth , today she looks like a bottle of gin

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Madeleine Smith
    Sabrina Salerno (Boys Boys Boys)
    Gabriella Sabatini
    Kylie ( just her bum)
    Debbie Harry ( just her mouth)
    Lead singer of No Limits
    NOT Barbara Windsor..scabby bat
    Annabella from Bow Wow Wow
    Wendy James..Transvision Vamp
    Black Box mimer
    ...and there's something about Tina Turner..maybe she could just do her crazy dancing on the beach...naked

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    ..and for a substitute ( in case Tina doesn't last the pace)...
    Jayne Mansfield..head intact

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    Madeleine Smith
    Sabrina Salerno (Boys Boys Boys)
    Gabriella Sabatini....................looks like a bloke
    Kylie ( just her bum)
    Debbie Harry ( just her mouth)
    Lead singer of No Limits
    NOT Barbara Windsor..scabby bat
    Annabella from Bow Wow Wow
    Wendy James..Transvision Vamp..........she was a sort
    Black Box mimer
    ...and there's something about Tina Turner..maybe she could just do her crazy dancing on the beach...naked
    .................complete rotter

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    Re: Desert island women .........pick your ten

    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    ..and for a substitute ( in case Tina doesn't last the pace)...
    Jayne Mansfield..head intact
    Beautiful woman

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