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Thread: Dumb Britain

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    Dumb Britain

    Presenter ......ten minutes before the game you didn't know you were playing .....when did you find out you were ?

    Shaka hislop.......ten minutes before the game

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    You need at least eight or nine men in a ten man wall........mark lawrenson

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    Meanwhile it's Birmingham city nil , spurs nil ......that game will be kicking off in a couple of hours

    Talk sport

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    I don't know where this article wind has come from but it's freezing !

    Alan green

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    Jose mourinho has got the Midas touch right now ......everything he touches turns to silver ..........

    Richard keys

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    Cheers Sludge, Those made me laugh with early morning cup of coffee

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I don't know where this article wind has come from but it's freezing !

    Alan green

    I like this item

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    If the lad had missed his two goals we would have drawn.

    Dean Saunders.

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    Presenter .......which Ossie played for Tottenham in the fa cup final ?

    Contestant ......Ossie Osborne

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    Last week at the winter Olympics a British competitor was asked about the extremely cold weather and he said 'It's Baltic out there'

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    Last week at the winter Olympics a British competitor was asked about the extremely cold weather and he said 'It's Baltic out there'
    Pmsl

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    I remember seeing that EDL march in June 2010 which one bloke had a banner saying ‘go back to Islamia’ 😂😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by CardiffIrish2 View Post
    I remember seeing that EDL march in June 2010 which one bloke had a banner saying ‘go back to Islamia’ 😂😂
    They are not the sharpest that lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    They are not the sharpest that lot
    I was flying to Dubai a few years back and ended up in the departure lounge with a group of football fans going to Dubai to watch some pre-season tournament. They were nice enough but one asked me if I had been to Dubai before and I answered yes. He then asked if there were many 'Islams' in Dubai. I mentioned that there were lots of 'Muslims' of course. He said "Thanks fxxk for that, I thought I'd be surrounded by 'Islams'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Jose mourinho has got the Midas touch right now ......everything he touches turns to silver ..........

    Richard keys
    It's dumb, but you at least know what he's getting at with this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AfricanBluebird View Post
    I was flying to Dubai a few years back and ended up in the departure lounge with a group of football fans going to Dubai to watch some pre-season tournament. They were nice enough but one asked me if I had been to Dubai before and I answered yes. He then asked if there were many 'Islams' in Dubai. I mentioned that there were lots of 'Muslims' of course. He said "Thanks fxxk for that, I thought I'd be surrounded by 'Islams'.
    They are a breed apart

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    Quote Originally Posted by dembethewarrior View Post
    It's dumb, but you at least know what he's getting at with this one.
    It's no defence

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    Presenter ......which Scottish town is known as the granite city ?

    Contestant ......er.....Stockholm ?

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    Presenter .....what is the capital of Saudi Arabia ?

    Contestant .......Tel Aviv

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    Presenter .......name the capital of Iraq

    Contestant .........can you spell that please ?

    Presenter ....IRAQ

    Contestant.......I am going to go with Afghanistan

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    I have just turned 36 ..........the likelihood is in four years time I will be 40


    Shane Warne

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    Alexander Armstrong - ok Mark, we're looking for Countries beginning with A T S or L.

    Mark Lawrenson - ok I'll go for Alaska

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I have just turned 36 ..........the likelihood is in four years time I will be 40


    Shane Warne
    In fairness to Warne Sludge, he could well have been working on the principle that in 4 years time he might already be dead.

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    The Chase on Thursday, a lady faced the beast on her own in the final (after beimg offered 100 grand which she turned down and eventually won the 5 she opted for).

    Anyhow, one of the questions asked by Bradley Walsh was "what do the two letters GD signify on the vest in netball?"

    She answered "Goal Attack"

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    Presenter: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"?

    Contestant: Homosexuals.

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