It's bollox.
There were only 3 'footballers' on the pitch.
Best was Hoillet, then Bryan and Ralls
They looked an appalling team.
Hopeless up front. That no 9 would struggle to get in a parks team with that touch, Bobby Reid was too busy whinging and losing the ball and the only thing I remember about pineapple head is that he had a pineapple head.