Are you nervous Mona ?

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No ....er.....it's just my breath

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

..her arse?

[Organ Morgan.]

Her hooters, actually. Her given name is Beverley whom with his typical vulgarity refers to as Mona because she is, in his words, a "miserable kent most of the time".

She fits the profile of women he consorts with to a tee: an obese, low IQ, pram-pushing benefit breeder who has difficulty purchasing a bra big enough to fit comfortably. He delights in weighing and measuring them, and her reward for suffering that indignity is a Tesco ham and pineapple pizza.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

..her arse?

Look at that bird on Mrs coldtarts roof !

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Her hooters, actually. Her given name is Beverley whom with his typical vulgarity refers to as Mona because she is, in his words, a "miserable kent most of the time".

She fits the profile of women he consorts with to a tee: an obese, low IQ, pram-pushing benefit breeder who has difficulty purchasing a bra big enough to fit comfortably. He delights in weighing and measuring them, and her reward for suffering that indignity is a Tesco ham and pineapple pizza.

Lidl is where I shop

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Ha ha ha..great line