I was going to have a big wank tonight if we won

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

All looked lost but up comes pilks with a stonker which means I will be sneaking in a crafty medium paced tug before the championship highlights

It's all good

[MacAdder]

All looked lost but up comes pilks with a stonker which means I will be sneaking in a crafty medium paced tug before the championship highlights

It's all good

Have a small one for the draw

[Eric the Half a Bee]

All looked lost but up comes pilks with a stonker which means I will be sneaking in a crafty medium paced tug before the championship highlights

It's all good

Given that starts at 11.05pm, what are you going to do for the next 65 minutes?

[jamieccfc]

Those 2 I pad's will come in handy then

[Philbccfc]

well it normally takes woman 2 hours to get their face on, I reckon sludge has it down to 40mins easy.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Given that starts at 11.05pm, what are you going to do for the next 65 minutes?

1130 isn't it ?

I dont want to be caught short

[Organ Morgan.]

well it normally takes woman 2 hours to get their face on, I reckon sludge has it down to 40mins easy.

I agree with you. A typical one takes yonks refurbishing themselves. Not so with the women Sludge associates with. Rough isn't the word. The last piece he was seen knocking about with was trying to grow a moustache, FFS.