Mariella Fostropp, Jesus Christ on a bike

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

She's the bike , I am Jesus , riding her round the Cardiff city stadium shouting blue army

She's a sort

[J R Hartley]

Proper sort

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Proper sort

She's knocking on now but she's still hotter than hell

As am I

[NYCBlue]

Still got it. Big time.

[Wales-Bales]

This is a photo of her taken 7 years ago, are you saying things have moved on since then?

[Organ Morgan.]

That image won't cool his ardour. Judith Chalmers, all the saggy bint Loose Women presenters, Emily Bishop off of Coronation Street, every effing and jeffing tattooed hippo who appears as a Jeremy Kyle guest and anyone else who passes for a woman on the box he lusts after and wants to arse end with some bukkake thrown in.

[NYCBlue]

So someone took a bad photo of her 7 years ago. Yawn.

What else have you got?

[AfricanBluebird]

That image won't cool his ardour. Judith Chalmers, all the saggy bint Loose Women presenters, Emily Bishop off of Coronation Street, every effing and jeffing tattooed hippo who appears as a Jeremy Kyle guest and anyone else who passes for a woman on the box he lusts after and wants to arse end with some bukkake thrown in.

Sludge is the reason Bazza from Blackwood stopped going down the city, some said it was because of the rebrand but iam convinced that Bazzas increasingly growing breasts were attracting lustful glares from certain messageboarders. Hellava pair on Bazza mind but the stadium wasn't a 'safe space' for him anymore.

[Wales-Bales]

So someone took a bad photo of her 7 years ago. Yawn.

What else have you got?

Plenty of pollyfilla for those staged photo ops

[Auntie Andy]

Right let’s see how handsome you lot are. Especially those who are always critical of how women look.

Get your photos on here so we can all have a