Excuse me I’ve understood it since 1976, my first season ticket, and last time I checked im definitely a lady
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Excuse me I’ve understood it since 1976, my first season ticket, and last time I checked im definitely a lady
Last edited by gillsam; 14-04-18 at 19:58. Reason: Spelling
Listening to the game on headphones in a sunny climate, my mrs went mental at me for waking up several Germans when I yelled when the goal went in ����⚽️
gillsam now that name is a blast from the past
one of the first names i remember from the pre 2000 period on this message board i think
Oh yeah?Originally Posted by gillsam
Explain the Offside Rule.....
Got any beer mats?Oh yeah?
Explain the Offside Rule.....
After you - please don't ask me to explain itOh yeah?
Explain the Offside Rule.....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S9KXrRUZqtw
This was supposed to be a reply to Jamie ccfc!
Mrs D is still recovering emotionally from the in house play off celebrations v Palace years ago. It involved a "pitch invasion"..jumping over the sofa and screaming like a lunatic at the tv. Nearly ended up with my head inside the tv as I tripped en route. Followed by jumping up and down like an idiot and nearly headbutting the light fitting plus "aeroplanes" around the living room. Now to me....thats fairly normal and didnt involve bodily injury when celebrating,unlike a few other goal celebrations. To me....its normal. But...some women just dont get it. BTW....shes coming to Hull for her first away😁
How to explain the offside rule to the ladies...Oh yeah?
Explain the Offside Rule.....
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and whilst it is in flight you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse has actually been thrown it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
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