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    Women Dont Get It

    Brentford equalise. Me and my son go mental including extreme language. Bang bang from upstairs and told to grow up. They dont get it do they.

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Quote Originally Posted by Hilts View Post
    Brentford equalise. Me and my son go mental including extreme language. Bang bang from upstairs and told to grow up. They dont get it do they.
    You obviously don’t know me, believe me I get it

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    "You say it's only a game one more time ......."

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Quote Originally Posted by Hilts View Post
    Brentford equalise. Me and my son go mental including extreme language. Bang bang from upstairs and told to grow up. They dont get it do they.

    My wife who is Secretary and coChair of the Ba Ria Vung Tao Casuals has offered to pay her a visit to ‘explain’

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    My mrs don't get it but she went mad when Brentford scored fair play

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Andy View Post
    You obviously don’t know me, believe me I get it
    😁

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    My missus doesn’t believe that I haven’t been gambling and that there’s no way me jumping and screaming around the living room is not money related.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J R Hartley View Post
    My missus doesn’t believe that I haven’t been gambling and that there’s no way me jumping and screaming around the living room is not money related.
    how did you get on in the grand national

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamieccfc View Post
    how did you get on in the grand national
    Dont know about JR but i did Tiger Roll but that equaliser blew that out of the water.

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Quote Originally Posted by Hilts View Post
    Dont know about JR but i did Tiger Roll but that equaliser blew that out of the water.
    Congratulations

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Quote Originally Posted by jamieccfc View Post
    Congratulations
    Its the football that makes the weekend.

    3 points Fulham drop 2

    👍

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    Excuse me I’ve understood it since 1976, my first season ticket, and last time I checked im definitely a lady
    Last edited by gillsam; 14-04-18 at 19:58. Reason: Spelling

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Listening to the game on headphones in a sunny climate, my mrs went mental at me for waking up several Germans when I yelled when the goal went in ����⚽️

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    gillsam now that name is a blast from the past

    one of the first names i remember from the pre 2000 period on this message board i think

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    Quote Originally Posted by gillsam View Post
    Excuse me I’ve understood it since 1976, my first season ticket, and last time I checked im definitely a lady
    Oh yeah?

    Explain the Offside Rule.....


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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Quote Originally Posted by B. Oddie View Post
    Oh yeah?

    Explain the Offside Rule.....

    Got any beer mats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by B. Oddie View Post
    Oh yeah?

    Explain the Offside Rule.....

    After you - please don't ask me to explain it .

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S9KXrRUZqtw
    This was supposed to be a reply to Jamie ccfc!

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Foxton View Post

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S9KXrRUZqtw
    This was supposed to be a reply to Jamie ccfc!
    that's it

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Quote Originally Posted by B. Oddie View Post
    Oh yeah?

    Explain the Offside Rule.....

    How to explain the offside rule to the ladies...



    You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.

    Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

    The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

    Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

    The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

    Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

    She prepares to throw her purse to you.

    If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

    At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and whilst it is in flight you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

    Always remembering that until the purse has actually been thrown it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

    .

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Quote Originally Posted by jamieccfc View Post
    how did you get on in the grand national
    Lost. Mine fell at first fence. 😂

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Pontprennau Blues View Post
    Listening to the game on headphones in a sunny climate, my mrs went mental at me for waking up several Germans when I yelled when the goal went in ����⚽️
    Don’t worry about upsetting any Germans

    They’ve got nothing to moan about 👍

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    In all fairness I know plenty of blokes who don't 'get' football.

    My old girls supported City before I was born.

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    I have a recurring conversation with my wife every time I come home from the City-“How did they get on?” “We won/lost/drew” “So what does that mean now?” I just can’t be bothered trying to explain it any more.

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    Re: Women Dont Get It

    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Foxton View Post
    I have a recurring conversation with my wife every time I come home from the City-“How did they get on?” “We won/lost/drew” “So what does that mean now?” I just can’t be bothered trying to explain it any more.
    My mrs usually knows now by the sound of the door closing when I come home

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