Call me a miserable old rotter but I can't be arsed with them , all the planning , booking , flights , have I got my passport , have I packed enough clothes , sod that

My idea of a holiday is three or four days away in West Wales , fishing and chilling

Tenby , saundersfoot, Newquay etc

In a static caravan

With my city shirt on

Actually had a kick about with a jack nipper down manobier camp site a few years back but he got the better of me so I flipped him round the ear and sent him back to his parents