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I did as well, but now it isn’t gonna happen, I won’t lose any sleep over it.Originally Posted by Ianto13
And then the lion or snake gets you,not the brightest think to do .
There's a wake at the Swansea forum. Here's some highlights.
odd_socks_wearing_jacK said: I'm soooo depressed.
home_burglar_jack said: Feels worse than getting three years at Crown.
crack_pipe_carrying_jack said: We can still stay up!
care_in_the_community_jack said: I agree.
unemployed_since_1993_jack said: I'd sooner attend a job interview than wish Cardiff good luck in the Premier League.
I was thinking Cardiff had a good chance of finishing above Swansea next season - but now they have a 100% chance.
Q: Name three clubs with a swear word in their name
A: Arsenal Scunthorpe and the ****ing Jack bastards.
On another note.
Wayne Rooney has been to visit sir alex ferguson in hospital.
"his speech is improving and he can almost string a sentence together"
said fergie.
Don't you mean 'The Childish, Unofficial, Jacks are Relegated Thread'
😂👍
Q: What do you get if you cross £15m with Huw Jenkins
A: Sam Clucas.
Sam Clucas walks into a sperm donor bank in London...
"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Sam "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Sam. The receptionist replies
"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker...."
Carlos Carvalhal took a turn for the worse just before last night's game with Southampton. The club doctor called into the changing room and said "Carlos, I'll need a stool, urine and sperm sample to work out what the feck is wrong with you". Carvalhal points at his players and says "Take your pick".
Carlos Carvalhal took a turn for the worse just before last night's game with Southampton. The club doctor called into the changing room and said "Carlos, I'll need a stool, urine and sperm sample to work out what the feck is wrong with you". Carvalhal points at his players and says "Take your pick".
That reminded me of an old joke.
Guy looks out his window and sees an escaped Gorilla up a tree in his garden.
He calls the authorities and they send a Zoo keeper to the guys house.
He comes into the garden with a long pole with a spike on the end, a net, a shotgun and a pit bull terrier.
The house owner says “ what the fuk are you gonna do with that lot?”
The zookeeper says “ I’m gonna climb up the tree with the pole and the net. I poke the gorilla with the spike, he falls out of the tree, the pit bull then runs over, clamps his jaws on to the gorillas balls, and I throw the net over him”
The house owner says “ what’s the gun for?”
The zoo keeper says” if I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog!!!”
Another for Twitter.
**** me I was all rational and thought the derby might be a good thing.
But seriously this is too funny 😂😂
Could anyone have scripted a better week ??
Same here, wouldn't have minded them staying up to beat them in the derby next season but not too bothered about it !
I'm honestly not someone who gloats as invariably it will come back to bite you but on this occasion I will make an exception.
Bye Bye Swansea Town.
It's funny, they had a good successful ownership, PL football, no.1 Welsh club, the most beautiful passing football the world had seen and now they have **** all but Parc Tawe.
To be fair if Man City get in the mood they could put 6 past Southampton. Jacks then get 3 against Stoke and they stay up don't they?
That would be level goal difference and Southampton stay up on goals scored.
Something like this occurred to me too. Although my first instinct was has anybody actually double-checked the Fulham score at the final whistle pitch invasion last Sunday.
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