TV Heaven: Tonight's Eurovision Song Contest Final

[Organ Morgan.]

For those of us who are music lovers, in less than two hours this year's lyrical extravaganza begins. It starts at 8pm and can be watched live on BBC1.

Excitement at the prospect has been growing for weeks and is reaching fever pitch throughout Europe and in Asia and Australia.

Every entry is sublime. Bookmakers have Cyprus as favourite to win at 5-4. My preference is for second favourite's Israel at 3-1. It's simply wonderful.

[TheMightyBluebirds]

It's the highlight of SLUDGE's year.

[Organ Morgan.]

You are nearly correct. The official start of the UK dogging season is the highlight of his year. He became acquainted with his new girlfriend thanks to that activity. She was being serviced in Castell Coch's car park whilst he was lurking in nearby bushes.

She's a large woman in every respect. A Yeti probably has smaller feet than hers.

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

You are nearly correct. The official start of the UK dogging season is the highlight of his year. He became acquainted with his new girlfriend thanks to that activity. She was being serviced in Castell Coch's car park whilst he was lurking in nearby bushes.

She's a large woman in every respect. A Yeti probably has smaller feet than hers.

What?! He is actually betrothed to another now?

[jeepster]

You are nearly correct. The official start of the UK dogging season is the highlight of his year. He became acquainted with his new girlfriend thanks to that activity. She was being serviced in Castell Coch's car park whilst he was lurking in nearby bushes.

She's a large woman in every respect. A Yeti probably has smaller feet than hers.

[City123]

What?! He is actually betrothed to another now?

Sludge is a free spirit, you can't tie him down

As she learned, to her surprise & disappointment

[Peajay]

Just chucked a cheeky £25 EW on Israel at 5/2

[Organ Morgan.]

Have a bet on this Euro shite every year, except this year. Went to youtube to listen to the top ten in the betting and couldn't stand to watch any for the full three minutes. The best of an ultra bad lot to my ear was the German entry.

[Organ Morgan.]

Just chucked a cheeky £25 EW on Israel at 5/2

[City123]

The UK have been relegated to Oceaniavision following a 24th place finish

[Peajay]

Chuffed with that, picked up £125

[Organ Morgan.]

Mavis Throatwarbler couldn't have done any worse than the UK competitor.

[Organ Morgan.]

Chuffed with that, picked up £125

Prepare for the private begging messages that are about to hit your inbox here. The first will be from me if I hurry up.

[Peajay]

You'll be paid when I receive the royalties from all those Nigerian princes that haven't been in contact since I left my bank details with them.

[life on mars]

Prepare for the private begging messages that are about to hit your inbox here. The first will be from me if I hurry up.

Did Israel win ?