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It's been confirmed by Buckingham Palace that His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, whose other titles are: Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Duke of Cornwall, Baron of Renfrew, Earl of Chester, Lord of the Isles and High Steward of Scotland, but is universally known as jug ears will, in the absence of Meghan Markle's father, who's an inveterate piss artist, give the bride away at tomorrow's wedding ceremony.
There had been speculation that Ms Markle's mother Doria Ragland - who's of African heritage and is as black as Newgate's knocker - would accompany her daughter but the Queen sanctioned that notion citing fears she may suffer stage fright. "One doesn't wish to risk her performing some gangsta rap shit while walking down the aisle, does one?" she is said to have concluded.
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