Boffing the bride

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If I was old ginger I wouldn't be poncing around watching the speeches , I'd be upstairs playing roger and giving that sultry babe a serious slice

[Mrs Steve R]

If I was old ginger I wouldn't be poncing around watching the speeches , I'd be upstairs playing roger and giving that sultry babe a serious slice

Who said romance was dead?

[Barry Shitpeas]

Let’s just get one thing straight here. Unless you’re from Yorkshire, boffing means puking (eg - “I shouldn’t have had that last pint last night, when I got home I boffed my guts up”.

Unless of course you enjoy puking on sultry newlywed American chicks.

[Organ Morgan.]

I don't visit this forum to read about boffing.

While many of us spent much of the day patriotically waving plastic union flags at the box the OP loitered along Porthcawl Pier asking lone women whether they wanted to examine his rod.

[Rjk]

Let’s just get one thing straight here. Unless you’re from Yorkshire, boffing means puking (eg - “I shouldn’t have had that last pint last night, when I got home I boffed my guts up”.

Unless of course you enjoy puking on sultry newlywed American chicks.

I have never heard this definition before

[Divine Wright]

Let’s just get one thing straight here. Unless you’re from Yorkshire, boffing means puking (eg - “I shouldn’t have had that last pint last night, when I got home I boffed my guts up”.

Unless of course you enjoy puking on sultry newlywed American chicks.

If we are getting technical I think the most accurate interpretation of the OP’s scenario would be someone who vomits and the vomit is entirely made up of an “american chick”.

“Boffing the pride” NOT “boffing ON the bride”. Two very different things.

[Dublinblue]

Let’s just get one thing straight here. Unless you’re from Yorkshire, boffing means puking (eg - “I shouldn’t have had that last pint last night, when I got home I boffed my guts up”.

Unless of course you enjoy puking on sultry newlywed American chicks.

When I was in school a boff was a fart - as in 'who's boffed?'