I am coming out

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

After many years of being locked away in a destitute and dark sex trade world I have decided to come out

I am an escort , I sell my body to businesswomen and slappers for variable rates

I specialise in rubber skirts


There , I feel at peace now

I now wish to be known as sloppy factory

Thanks , cheers

[valleys caveman]

When you say ''variable rates '' what sort of price range does this entail?

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

When you say ''variable rates '' what sort of price range does this entail?

A pot noodle and a copy of amateur photographer.

[valleys caveman]

A pot noodle and a copy of amateur photographer.

Pot Noodle, the slag of all snacks.

[Organ Morgan.]

It'll raise a few eybrows when the OP next strides into City Road's Ambassador knocking shop to request they pay him for the dubious pleasure of thrashing his buttocks with a horsewhip as he's prostrate and nude bar for the string vest he never removes.

[Wales-Bales]

It'll raise a few eybrows when the OP next strides into City Road's Ambassador knocking shop to request they pay him for the dubious pleasure of thrashing his buttocks with a horsewhip as he's prostrate and nude bar for the string vest he never removes.

I'd dread to know about all the intricacies of your dreams!

[soulsurfer3]

After many years of being locked away in a destitute and dark sex trade world I have decided to come out

I am an escort , I sell my body to businesswomen and slappers for variable rates

I specialise in rubber skirts


There , I feel at peace now

I now wish to be known as sloppy factory

Thanks , cheers

Here you go Sloppy.......

[Pearcey3]

Sloppy seconds Factory more like

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

Sloppy Factory
Sludge, what must the women who desire your service look like?

[Pearcey3]

Sloppy Factory
Sludge, what must the women who desire your service look like?

Mostly short sighted hunchbacks who have a penchant for men with tiny dicks.

[soulsurfer3]

Sloppy Factory
Sludge, what must the women who desire your service look like?

I feel sick now.

[Pearcey3]

[QUOTE=soulsurfer3;4886652]

I feel sick now.[/QUOTE

I wood.

[soulsurfer3]

[QUOTE=Pearcey3;4886653]

I feel sick now.[/QUOTE

I wood.

What, you are a tree?

[Pearcey3]

[QUOTE=soulsurfer3;4886654]

What, you are a tree?

Never mind. A play on words.You might twig on to it one of these days.

[soulsurfer3]

[QUOTE=Pearcey3;4886655]

Never mind. A play on words.You might twig on to it one of these days.

I can see we are both branching out from Sloppys latest fetish.

[Mrs Steve R]

I feel sick now.

Christ, I thought I was big before I lost my weight, I feel like Twiggy now compared to her, anyone know if she lost weight in the end?

[soulsurfer3]

Christ, I thought I was big before I lost my weight, I feel like Twiggy now compared to her, anyone know if she lost weight in the end?

No she farted and is in orbit around Uraynus.

[Pearcey3]

[QUOTE=soulsurfer3;4886656]

I can see we are both branching out from Sloppys latest fetish.

Please leaf Sloppy out of this.

[soulsurfer3]

[QUOTE=Pearcey3;4886660]

Please leaf Sloppy out of this.

Bud I am worried he might go out on a limb again.

[Mrs Steve R]

No she farted and is in orbit around Uraynus.

As long as it gets her out of the house.

[soulsurfer3]

As long as it gets her out of the house.

I can`t see much else shifting her.

[Mrs Steve R]

I can`t see much else shifting her.

Maybe Cyclops could have a word.

[soulsurfer3]

Maybe Cyclops could have a word.

Or a few gallons of Lactulose might get her going.

[valleys caveman]

As long as it gets her out of the house.

[Organ Morgan.]

When he was younger Sludge saw himself as the George Clooney of Cowbridge. He still does today whenever he has a potent strain of skunk to puff on. Whenever he's under the influence of that he has delusions women should swoon at the mere sight of him pacing down its High Street. Those who resist his chat-up lines, which is all of them, are denounced as "obvious lesbos" so far gone is he.