This thread, like the House of Fraser one, is shite more suited to Mumsnet:
https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk
This forum should be dedicated to football and football related violence only
, and I am unanimous in that!
Let's have threads where we can reminisce about events from yesteryear when we put the boot in. I want to read nostalgic anecdotes concerning fractured skulls, broken ribs, drunkenness, terrified scarfers and other incidents of public disorder. I don't wish to peruse any more cobblers about getting sentimental over buying a purse for one's nan in a department store thirty fecking years ago or family feuds involving uppity step sprogs.