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Thread: Is ABBY coming ? SLUDGE will be happy

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    Is ABBY coming ? SLUDGE will be happy


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    Re: Is ABBY coming ? SLUDGE will be happy

    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    Have you heard something BT?

    ps you spell her name Abbey

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    Re: Is ABBY coming ? SLUDGE will be happy

    Quote Originally Posted by jeremy corbyn View Post
    Have you heard something BT?

    ps you spell her name Abbey
    Probably another one of his tall stories.

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    Re: Is ABBY coming ? SLUDGE will be happy

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Probably another one of his tall stories.
    Too posh for Sludge anyway.

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    Re: Is ABBY coming ? SLUDGE will be happy

    He's down here doing his A licence

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    Re: Is ABBY coming ? SLUDGE will be happy

    Quote Originally Posted by thehumblegringo View Post
    He's down here doing his A licence
    whose ,down and doing Abigail

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    Re: Is ABBY coming ? SLUDGE will be happy

    Quote Originally Posted by jeremy corbyn View Post
    Too posh for Sludge anyway.
    You're spot on there.

    Have you ever observed an unprepossessing woman perhaps with missing teeth, terrible skin pallor with a gut the size of a typical WRU committee member to wonder if anyone could possibly be throwing a leg over it, and if so then tried to calculate the number of Viagra pills would be necessary to induce a stiffy? Well, Sludge finds such creatures irresistible. It's fair to say his taste in women is extraordinarily low.

    There's a golf club up the road from me. Up until a few years ago a part-time barmaid there had a colourful reputation for being generous with her favours. It was said she had no boundaries. I made the mistake of relating a few stories concerning her to him. His breathing soon intensified as his excitement grew. He asked whether I knew any members who could sign him in as a guest on a night when she was on shift. I said I could provided he guaranteed he'd act appropriately whilst on the premises.

    We provisionally arranged a date a fortnight hence when he hoped that treatment provided by an STD clinic would eliminate the "enormous puss-filled boil" that had appeared on an intimate part of his anatomy.

    Unfortunately for him she was sacked during the intervening period for interfering with the clothing of the club's middle-aged treasurer, a bachelor called Desmond who had a penchant for wearing lurid pink waistcoats, as he gave her a lift home.

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    Re: Is ABBY coming ? SLUDGE will be happy

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    You're spot on there.

    Have you ever observed an unprepossessing woman perhaps with missing teeth, terrible skin pallor with a gut the size of a typical WRU committee member to wonder if anyone could possibly be throwing a leg over it, and if so then tried to calculate the number of Viagra pills would be necessary to induce a stiffy? Well, Sludge finds such creatures irresistible. It's fair to say his taste in women is extraordinarily low.

    There's a golf club up the road from me. Up until a few years ago a part-time barmaid there had a colourful reputation for being generous with her favours. It was said she had no boundaries. I made the mistake of relating a few stories concerning her to him. His breathing soon intensified as his excitement grew. He asked whether I knew any members who could sign him in as a guest on a night when she was on shift. I said I could provided he guaranteed he'd act appropriately whilst on the premises.

    We provisionally arranged a date a fortnight hence when he hoped that treatment provided by an STD clinic would eliminate the "enormous puss-filled boil" that had appeared on an intimate part of his anatomy.

    Unfortunately for him she was sacked during the intervening period for interfering with the clothing of the club's middle-aged treasurer, a bachelor called Desmond who had a penchant for wearing lurid pink waistcoats, as he gave her a lift home.
    That would make a good episode on the League of Gentlemen, I knew the world wasn't at it seemed in Cardiff North's Snowflakesville.

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