In homage to the great Karl Pilkington, some football related cr@ptyc clues.
Here's a couple of examples...
"That computer from 2001 has been stealing on a small boat" HRK
HAL Robs on Canoe
"Exclaiming about smelly armpits" E
You say B.O. (Eusebio)
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And your starters for 10.......
"He's groped the man who makes flour" RM
"Adam and Eve have left a rake dangerously lying about" EH