I have lived (and worked) in England almost all my life.

My partner is English.

Most of my friends are English.

I like where I live.

I like Gareth Southgate.

But.... I want England to lose every game they play.

It's not hatred - just local rivalry and a lifetime of being insulted, ignored or patronised by a noisy minority of England fans.

I have tried watching England matches and wanting them to win, but I just can't do it. Not in my DNA.