The new striker

[Pedro de la Rosa]

Who do you really want it to be? Trying to be semi-realistic, Deeney. Apparently available at £10m, wages will be a major issue though. Charlie Austin another one, again, wages will be a problem. They both seem "Warnock players".

Who do you think it will be? Gayle from Newcastle. It won't be Gray after he's punched a woman...

Who do you really not want it to be? Gray, for the reasons above.

Bonus question

Which Belgium player has played against Cardiff City? Loads of them, or am I missing something?

[Divine Wright]

Who do you really want it to be? Trying to be semi-realistic, Deeney. Apparently available at £10m, wages will be a major issue though. Charlie Austin another one, again, wages will be a problem. They both seem "Warnock players".

Who do you think it will be? Gayle from Newcastle. It won't be Gray after he's punched a woman...

Who do you really not want it to be? Gray, for the reason above.

Bonus question

Which Belgium player has played against Cardiff City? Loads of them, or am I missing something?

Uhhh.......Because he punched a woman ???

[Pedro de la Rosa]

Uhhh.......Because he punched a woman ???

Shockingly, I'm not a massive fan of men who punch women in the face.

[ken smith]

Shockingly, I'm not a massive fan of men who punch women in the face.

Shocked you had to explain it as well.