Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
I called on him a few days back. He was on his way out. "Where you off to?" I asked. "Woof, woof," came his reply. "Where are you woofing today?" I pressed. He was reluctant to say at first but eventually revealed his destination was a car park near the Traveller's Rest pub in Caerphilly, a notorious dogging hotspot. He had high hopes of "bending a few babes over the bonnet," and was the reason he'd had a shave and sprayed antiperspirant to his sweaty armpits and groin region. What transpired I do not know.