Gabby Logan

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

She's an arse creeping reporter

[light up the darkness]

She's an arse creeping reporter

Agreed

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

Would you?

[Toadstool]

has it got a pulse?

[Culver Blue]

has it got a pulse?

Now we're just getting picky

[Taunton Blue Genie]

has it got a pulse?

Sludge would roger anything with a pulse - including a vegan's lunch.

[Organ Morgan.]

Sludge would roger anything with a pulse - including a vegan's lunch.

I called on him a few days back. He was on his way out. "Where you off to?" I asked. "Woof, woof," came his reply. "Where are you woofing today?" I pressed. He was reluctant to say at first but eventually revealed his destination was a car park near the Traveller's Rest pub in Caerphilly, a notorious dogging hotspot. He had high hopes of "bending a few babes over the bonnet," and was the reason he'd had a shave and sprayed antiperspirant to his sweaty armpits and groin region. What transpired I do not know.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I called on him a few days back. He was on his way out. "Where you off to?" I asked. "Woof, woof," came his reply. "Where are you woofing today?" I pressed. He was reluctant to say at first but eventually revealed his destination was a car park near the Traveller's Rest pub in Caerphilly, a notorious dogging hotspot. He had high hopes of "bending a few babes over the bonnet," and was the reason he'd had a shave and sprayed antiperspirant to his sweaty armpits and groin region. What transpired I do not know.

I heard that he had a successful coupling with an old Ford Anglia.

[Organ Morgan.]

Few things would surprise me concerning him and his sordid assignations.