Ok, so you're in charge of the beautiful game, you've been given license to tinker with a few things, nothing over the top though, like City being given a bye to the champions league final, that would be to obvious and a little too serious for what i'm looking for, so here's mine-Whenever a player throws himself to the ground rolling in agony, very loud canned laughter is played over the tannoy for the duration of the said players Histrionics-or, whenever players surround or follow the Referee for a period of time, the theme tune from Benny Hill is pumped out. All suggestions welcome, as long as they're not serious!