Things you will never say on your death bed.....

[Taunton Blue Genie]

A few to start you off:

1. I should have spent more time listening to TV football pundits before and after televised games (and at half-time).
2. I wish I had watched more 'live' drum solos.
3. I should have watched TV soaps and TV 'reality' programmes.
4. I wish I had been a cricket fan.

[BlueArmy 86]

I wish Slade was given more time as our manager

[Culver Blue]

A few to start you off:

1. I should have spent more time listening to TV football pundits before and after televised games (and at half-time).
2. I wish I had watched more 'live' drum solos.
3. I should have watched TV soaps and TV 'reality' programmes.
4. I wish I had been a cricket fan.

'They did a cracking pint down the City'

[The Bloop]

I wish I'd spent more time listening country and western music

[Former Labour leader]

I wish I had supported Swansea Town

[dandywarhol]

I quite like the Ray Davies taje on his song after the fall

I just had a really bad fall
And this time it was harder to get up than before
I shouted to the heavens and a vision appeared
I cried out "Can you help?", it replied "Not at

[dandywarhol]

I just had a really bad fall
And this time it was harder to get up than before
I shouted to the heavens and a vision appeared
I cried out "Can you help?", it replied "Not at all

[Shute]

son fetch me my inflatable ball from the last game at Ninian, I just want to hold it one last time.

[Rjk]

I wish I had spent more time berating children who were attempting to watch a football match in the wrong end of the ground

[Croesy Blue]

So, apart from anything else, NW is now supposed to be psychic. He clearly should have known that one of the opposition players was going to get sent off in the 63rd minute at the time he thought about taking Zohore off in the 59th minute and should have left him on for that reason, even though he had done very little, if anything, during his time on the pitch.

^

[KenfigBlues]

Diane Abbot was an amazing shag.

[The Bloop]

Diane Abbot was an amazing shag.

Why? Was she crap?

[AfricanBluebird]

Dai Hunt is going to do a cracking job of my eulogy

[cyril evans awaydays]

I wished I had spent more time studying the laws of copyright, designs and patents.

[jon1959]

I wished I had spent more time studying the laws of copyright, designs and patents.

[Former Labour leader]

Diane Abbot was an amazing shag.

How do you know!

[BlueArmy 86]

At least I got to see us play in red

[KenfigBlues]

How do you know!

I’m a drug addicted alcoholic.

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

I really wished I put money on one of Cedric’s score predictions

[Taunton Blue Genie]

At least I got to see us play in red

I have a Malaysian couchsurfer lady staying at mine at the moment. She is a big footy fan and knows all about Tan's rebrand - and, unprompted, said how ridiculous it was. I like her And I liked the Malaysian Coconut Curry she cooked for me last night!

[Divine Wright]

“Oh my god , I’m feckin dying, I’m so ****in scared, you have no feckin idea !!!”

....it would be unfair on the other terminal patients.

[Malckent]

That Peroni was cheap.

[Croesy Blue]

I have a Malaysian couchsurfer lady staying at mine at the moment. She is a big footy fan and knows all about Tan's rebrand - and, unprompted, said how ridiculous it was. I like her And I liked the Malaysian Coconut Curry she cooked for me last night!

Is that a euphemism?

[Former Labour leader]

Is that a euphemism?

Just what I thought. Lucky TBG.

[light up the darkness]

I wish I spent more time on the dark sides MB

Can you take your foot off my air supply please

I should never have switched from drinking Brains