- Hello, I’d like to buy a unicorn please.
— Jonathan Coe (@jonathancoe) September 21, 2018
- Sorry, we don’t sell unicorns.
- But I promised one for my children.
- Sorry, sir.
- WELL THE BALL’S IN YOUR COURT NOW, ISN’T IT, MATE? pic.twitter.com/RPVTsW1YGG