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Thread: Mushroom or toad's tool?

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    Mushroom or toad's tool?

    The question of the day.

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    The question of the day.
    An odd one.

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    The question of the day.
    I don't believe it. The man has no morels!

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Neither try a Psilocybe semilanceata , in a nice pot of tea

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Quote Originally Posted by Baloo View Post
    An odd one.
    That what she said.

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
    I don't believe it. The man has no morels!
    Very good in fairness - that made me laugh!

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    She didn't mind it up her (alledgedly).

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Toad's tool. Obviously.

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    She didn't mind it up her (alledgedly).
    Fungi though.

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Fungi though.

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Neither try a Psilocybe semilanceata , in a nice pot of tea
    I haven’t seen any on my grass this year, must be too early

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    toadstool

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Why did the fungi get off the bus?

    There wasn't mushroom.

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    Small difference.

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    I hear Stormy is making a new porn called “2 girls 1 closed cup”.

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    Re: Mushroom or toad's tool?

    “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …

    “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting ****ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart ...

    “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”


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