While I have the physique of a top athlete, sporting prowess bypassed me completely at the embryonic stage.

However, to answer the question, I once woke up, hungover, bleary-eyed and thought I'd have a go at throwing a few darts before venturing downstairs for a much needed piss. I've never been any good regardless of how much I've tried to practice.

First dart - treble 20. Second dart - same. Didn't even realise where they'd gone properly without my glasses on. Last dart - 180! When I think of the hours, days, years I've spent failing to manage so much as a straight throw, hitting the odd maximum once in a few months, this was incredible and surely something rarely managed by even the best.

Thinking I should cash in on what appeared to be a new-found ability, I think I scored 7 with my next attempt and went and had a dump.